Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
Question Digested!
Question Digested: 1470
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:
Oh great and powerful Oracle ...
I like your Old Spice commercials. Keep up the good work.
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
Hello supplicant. Look at your query, now look at me, now back at your query, now back to me.
Sadly, it isn't a query. But if your query stopped using a ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, it could ask me a real
question.
Look down, back up, where are you? You are asking a question that is truly a question and not merely suck up to the Oracle.
What's in your hand? Back at me, I have it. Its an oyster with two tickets to that thing that you love. Look again, the tickets are now
diamonds. Anything is possible when your query smells like a man and not a lady, and actually poses a question for the Oracle.
You owe the Oracle some lavender scented bubble bath.
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